spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: baesitter, via cumfort)

icwok:

changing themes is such a traumatic experience

(via selfiekween)

pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital

(Source: pemsylvania, via rhapsoclic)

broccloi:

are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly

(via selfiekween)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(via cumfort)

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

(via yourconfused)