opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

(Source: opraah, via lolsomeone-actually)

nayx:

date a boy who wears shoes that light up

(via lolsomeone-actually)

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me

(via kcdworld)

p0kemina:

fragmentedd:

Beauty or brains? 

Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u

(Source: grrrlproblems, via mikaylahxo)

yiffking:

yiffking:

yiffking:

if this post gets 50k notes i will destroy the moon

goodbye moon, you won’t be missed

image

it’s gone

(Source: najarala, via chick-chick-halfchick)

lovemesomedestiel:

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

(via kcdworld)

kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

(via lolsomeone-actually)