cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via her0inchic)

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

(via i-like-your-shoelace)

"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you."
- lntroduction (via timid)

(Source: lntroductions, via i-like-your-shoelace)

9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

(Source: epitomizinq, via amessoffadinglines)

brittapperry:

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing

unless you’re at a funeral

(via notenuf)

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

(via scottsonnier)